Sorta Back and a Sweaty Drink?

by Issa on September 9, 2012

I AM ALIVE! Not that anyone is reading this…

I’m thinking about turning this place into a quasi-cooking blog, which will most likely consist of me turning a perfectly delicious recipe into a painfully spicy recipe because somehow I justify throwing a habañero pepper into/onto everything. I really wish I was exaggerating.

It’s been a hectic 6 months of…well…doing absolutely nothing and feeling depressed about it to moving into a new condo and feeling muuuch better despite losing mountainous breezes for near the ocean heat. So maybe not so much hectic and more uninspiring than anything. I’m hoping I’ll get back into the swing of things soon…

Also I came across this awesome Japanese sports drink in an ABC Store today. Tasty sweat water! Mmmmm! {It actually tastes kinda like orange flavored Gatorade but…grosser? Is that even a word? I’m so bad with descriptions. Maybe I should reconsider this whole food blog thing…}

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Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Spotted in Hawaii

by Issa on April 10, 2012

I was on my way home from work when I came across this Cadillac {as far as I know that’s what it is – I have zero knowledge in cars} covered in all sorts of awesome.

Someone actually took the time to replicate the Ghostbusters Ecto-1 vehicle and of course I had to obnoxiously stop my car right in the middle of the road to take pictures. I mean, if you’re gonna bring something like that out in public you should most definitely expect attention.

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A Red Haired Homage

by Issa on March 6, 2012

Arleen Whelan

I have a thing for gingers. The contrast of red hair and pale skin is so absolutely perfect, I can’t even fathom why anyone with pale skin wouldn’t be born with red hair. It’s an abomination, really.

*Says the jealous girl with pale skin and brown hair*

I was not just born in the wrong era. I was born with the wrong hair color.

So. After several years of desperately trying to keep up with the illusion of being a natural redhead — because anyone who dyes their hair red knows the impossible maintenance involved — I went back to my roots over 1 year ago {quite possibly the longest period of having chemical-free hair since 1998} to see if I could learn to love my hair in its natural state.

Nope. It’s still brown. It’s still, well…boring.

Now, I’m not saying brown hair is unattractive; brown hair happens to look gorgeous on other women. Just not me.

Jane Aldridge

Jane Aldridge is a fashion blogger at Seaofshoes.com and has what I consider *perfect* {unnatural} red hair. I love that there’s a few different shades of red, even some blonde highlights, all seamlessly blended together without looking chunky or out-of-the-box ala grocery store highlighting kit. She has an amazing hair stylist and I would kill to find someone who could replicate her look on me.

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A few redhead/pale skinned beauties to gawk at:

Rita Hayworth

Karen Gillan

Karen Elson

Emma Stone

Christina Hendricks

Hayley Williams

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I Heart Taco Bell

by Issa on February 26, 2012

My Taco Bell Drive-Thru Experience:

Me: Can I have five crunchy fresco tacos?

Taco Bell Speaker Lady: Five soft shell tacos?

Me: No, crunchy. Crunchy fresco tacos.

TBSL: So you want crunchy tacos?

Me: Yes. Fresco style.

TBSL: Sooo…you want your tacos without salsa?

Me: What? No. I want them fresco style. Crunchy with salsa. You know, the fresco salsa? Crunchy tacos. Fresco. You know…?

TBSL: Oh! You want crunchy fresco tacos!

-__-

Then the TBSL asks, “how many mild sauces do you want?”

First of all, no. No, I do not want mild sauce. Mild sauce is for wusses. I want FIRE sauce. I like my sauce spicy. And second, second of all, why are you asking me how many? When did Taco Bell stop throwing a random number of sauce packets in my bag? Did people start requesting more TB sauce thus forcing TB to ask rather than assume or is TB having financial difficulties fulfilling the demand for sauce? If that’s the case, then maybe they should consider firing the person in charge of coming up with the sauce packet sayings because honestly, they’re not funny, I don’t even look at them anymore, they’re stupid.

/rant

Of course I didn’t say all that. I told her I wanted five. One for each taco.

Kids, there’s an important lesson in all this:

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Represent!

by Issa on February 23, 2012

United States Coast Guard - Good Conduct Award #2

This month marks six years of service in the Coast Guard for my awesome hubby! Via Instagram.

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Mr. Brown Iced Coffee?

Mr. Brown Iced Coffee?

Love these weird coffee drinks. Via Instagram.

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